Looking for a turducken?
Previously, around these parts, you could buy turducken cat food, and that was really about it. If you really wanted a turducken, you had to work for it, with all that deboning and stuffing, etc.
But now, you can order a Shelton Farms turducken from any Zupan's Market—just call their meat market. (they're calling it a Trilogy) Or, thanks to McAngryPants' legwork, you can get them at New Seasons. Thanks, Mac!
In case you've missed it, a turducken is a truly unholy thing: a boneless chicken stuffed inside a boneless turkey stuffed inside a (boned? partially boned?) turkey. Any space where there is space is filled with either stuffing or sausage. Though some reverse the duck v chicken thing.
I'm sure these cost a mint. But having once boned a turkey (without breaking the skin—let me tell ya, I'll never get those 4 hours back again) for a chinese-style turkey, I'm happy to pay someone else to do it. Would I cook a turducken at home? Well, yeah, if I didn't have to actually debone and stuff the damn thing.
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November 1, 2007 |
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just shot off an email to my New Seasons contact. Will 411 y'all if/when I hear back whether they too will have these. mmmmm. We deep-fried a turkey 2 weeks ago. so good. so evil.
Nice find, man! I'm from Texas, so these were kind of a mainstay around Thanksgiving. I'm ordering mine today!
My New Seasons hookup came back with...
We make them fresh ourselves!!
http://holiday.newseasonsmarket.com/
And they’ve got it all wrong on that website. The real deal is a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey, and the whole tasty meat bonanza is laced with sausage stuffing!
Last year, Freddy's carried frozen Turduken (at least, the Interstate one did)...
Oh Lordy! It's times like this when I am glad I am a vegetarian!! hee hee
That graphic is genius. I tried to make (yeah, stupid I know what was I thinking) Turduken once. well, it came out kind of nasty.
I'm on it! TURDUCKEN rules!!!